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Fuck Next Door – Your portal to neighbour fuck feasts

I’m sure at some stage or another everyone has had a dream about the neighbour, why is it that you always have to move in to the most beautiful girl in the neighbourhood? Fuck Next Door captures all of those beautiful girls you wish you could have and makes them fuck and suck in front of the camera. It’s part of the Fuck Next Door and All Next Door networks, which means you get a heap of sites when you sign up but make sure to read the review before you go rushing in.

The Site

To be blunt the site is pretty damn terrible, it is something you would expect a 6th grade kid to knock up in front page express for his term grade (a 6th grade kid with a really dirty mind that is). It lacks features that other sites would have without question, you get a single page of all the material Fuck Next Door has and if I’m going to be honest, the first video on the home page has been posted elsewhere on their network labelled under a different fetish.

It makes no sense for a network to call itself next door when it doesn’t even try and create the impression of the girl being actually from next door. Let’s face it, every site on the Earth tells porky pies about the legitimacy of most of its content and everyone knows that, but when you are busting a nut it doesn’t really matter if the scene is faked, Borat was just as funny even though it was all planned. Fuck Next Door should put out some videos with an intro that resembles something you would expect from a site which calls itself that. The name means literally nothing in relation to this site, they could call it Fuck Videos and no one would be any the wiser.

The Content

You get over 130 videos with your pass to Fuck Next Door, each one is pretty decent quality but as mentioned before, they are nothing to do with the fetish of neighbours. Some sources tell me that the content on Fuck Next Door is actually all from other sites, there is literally no exclusive content on this site what so ever. Although the content is good, what the fuck do you expect from a porno? Of course it’s going to be good, it’s people having sex. There are no unique photos on the website but you do get screen caps for every film, though the film caps are taken at random and you can expect half of them to be pretty poorly timed and representative of nothing but the moment they were taken.

The videos are 640 x 480 in resolution and come at the classic bitrate of 200 kbps. The screen caps obviously follow suit and come out at 640 x 480 as well. Another feature that lacks at Fuck Next Door is a ZIP file containing the 30-50 images you get in each set, instead you have to click the thumbnail on the page and go through the content one by one if you want to see them all.

Final Thoughts

Due to the lacking interface, no variable bit rates, resolutions or formats I have to give Fuck Next Door a thumb down. If you just want a quick porn website that is non exclusive and fills no fetish what so ever then by all means sign up, but I would recommend shopping around if you want to be truly satisfied with what you get. I always say that what porn site you are with reflects who you are as a person, you wouldn’t want me to think negatively of you now, would you?